Hi I'm Dave and I've been an alcoholic for ............... sorry wrong confession box.
Won't say how old I am as I've lost count, but I started as an apprentice at a Ford main dealer the week the Ford Corsair was launched. First car a knackered A30 with painted over masking tape hiding the holes in the sills. Lousy car but it was transport.
Three years later moved to a BL dealer, drove the 2,000,000th Mini before it went to its first owner. Started doing autotests and a few local rallies with a work colleague (one time owner of the 'ex-works' blue Clubman UWL 744K) and ran a Ford Anglia with a 1500 engine (still waiting for Minisport to deliver its modified head). Got into Minis in '68 with a £100 850. Bog standard and fitted with 4 P700s it beat Escort Twin Cams in the snow on more than one occasion.
Moved house and another BL dealer and swopped the Anglia with a club mate for a rough Corsair. After 12 months I decided to look for a Cooper. Couldn't find one but then in early 1970 came across a very tidy Almond Green 1071s with a sticker price of £325. £100 and the Corsair in px, the S was mine. Like Coopertims, this also originally came from Appleyards of Bradford, was originally an ex-demo car and probably was driven by Tony Fall. I later found out that he used to a borrow a demo car for the weekend to do the odd club rally. Interspersed with a couple of £50 Minivans, the S had a hard life over the next 4 years doing local rallies and providing daily transport.
When the body gave out I sold it to my rally mate who rebuilt it into a Mk3 'insurance job' shell which we still need to pay for (£100 plus 40+ years interest).
Next along was another 850 bought for £50, painted in black bitumen, knackered hydro changed to dry, 1300 engine fitted and painted in the bodyshop for a backhander. Put into use as a spare rally and autotesting car, eventually broke in two and was rebuilt into a Clubman Estate shell and another free paint job. The kids got too big to fit in the back so along came a couple of Metros and a company car.
A Mini-less period, redundancy and a change of job ending up in Elf & Safety, better money and a move down south to North Bedfordshire. Son at the age of 15 has a niggling for a Mini, I told him they were rotboxes and ended up buying a 1275 GT powered Hustler for him to tinker with. He wasn't convinced, bought a £50 Mini shell at Stanford Hall show, a £50 MOT fail from the local garage and with my help got the car running for his 17th birthday. Passed his test 2 weeks later and still has the car despite it being off the road for the last 18 years.
Moving on, I went to a Mini show at Santa Pod in 1996 (before the days of MITP), saw a recently rebuilt '64 Mk1 850 with later 998 running gear in Almond Green/White roof like my old S and which took my fancy. Talked the guy down to £1,000 and paid for it with more redundancy money. Ran the car for about 4 years until the wife reversed it into the son's Cavalier twice in succession! Took it off the road and left it to rot away for the next 14 years. Finally decided to do a quick rebuild which ended up taking 3 years. After a lot of stress, plenty of midnight oil, a trip to A&E and rather more expenditure than I originally paid for it I've decided I'm too old to fart about any more and call this my last project. Oh, my son's talking about me doing up a Clubman estate and we've recently acquired a Stimson Trek as an estate run-around vehicle.
Now retired (I think) spend a bit of time volunteering at Gaydon museum. Can't get petrol out of my veins.
Sorry about the long drivel but I appear to have been around for a long time and I haven't mentioned the totally rot free Austin 1100 that I bought for a fiver in 1981 after it broke down on the A1. Or the stripped 2nd gear on the S which led to me meeting the wife. Or the time I moved house and dumped my S seats and wheels behind the
garage a I couldn't be arsed to move them. Or driving the last Mini off the production line at 80 down the M40 a couple of years ago and not realising it had only 300 miles on the clock. Or the .............
Before joining the forum I thought I knew a lot about Minis. I was wrong
'Old Dave'