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Purists look away now

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 1:45 pm
by EAVB
Afternoon all,

Look what I just bought. Far more exclusive than a mk1!

After getting increasingly jealous that my wife has a Clubby estate as an everyday car whilst I was stuck using a boring, modern thing I decided to get rid of our only sensible car and buy the beauty pictured below.

The future is Phoenix cars (no longer trading)

Light body construction for great power to weight ratio for fuel economy!

The firm suspension gives great handling.

Cool integral body styling!

Note the extra brackets for roof bars.

Removable picnic table and fab reddish Astro turf dash trim.

Discreet rear demister.

The rear one piece tailgate gives easy access for loading of large items. *

The wiring is MK2 with upgrades/add ons to meet 1985 MOT requirements.

High gloss paint finish.**

All in all a fantastic practical family car.***

*(This feature does not apply to people over 4 foot high).

**(Paint may/will fade/craze/fall off, over a period of time)

***(Rear passengers may/will need to remove their legs).

On the plus side it was £500 with tax and long mot and it survived the drive home from Malvern to Cornwall.

First plan is to fit a 1071 engine and box that is kicking around at home (sorry)

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Re: Purists look away now

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 2:01 pm
by InimiaD
Suits me sir. 8-)
That's a very practical little car and should be a hoot to drive after the engine transplant. :twisted:

Re: Purists look away now

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 2:08 pm
by rich@minispares.com
unleash the g-mop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Purists look away now

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 6:35 pm
by GraemeC
The dash trim and coffee table are inspired!

Re: Purists look away now

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 6:47 pm
by Pandora
I can honestly say I have never seen plywood assembled with Pop rivets before. :)

Must be some kind of aerospace technology :lol:

Al

Re: Purists look away now

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 6:59 pm
by mk1mini72
You could paint it black and it would be the first ever mini hearse :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Purists look away now

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:01 am
by java gt
What's not to love.

Re: Purists look away now

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:24 am
by mk1
Another one for Jeoren!

It may be a bit of an Ugly Ducking when compared to its Tin bretheren, but haven't you heard that Fugly Plastic Deviants are the New Cooper S :D

Should be a HOOT!

Re: Purists look away now

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 12:57 pm
by mk1coopers
haven't you heard that Fugly Plastic Deviants are the New Cooper S

Come on Mark, the BMW's aren't that bad :P :P :P

Re: Purists look away now

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:03 pm
by mk1
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Re: Purists look away now

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:01 pm
by surfblue63
mk1mini72 wrote:You could paint it black and it would be the first ever mini hearse :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Spotted at Tatton Park a couple of years ago

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Re: Purists look away now

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:07 pm
by surfblue63
EAVB wrote:
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Looks like a Metro back window and Mk2 Cavalier rear lights on there. Also the front bumper is a base model Mk1 Metro item.

I remember seeing these back in Kit Car magazine in the mid 1980's. Were they not from the same bunch who gave us these things

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Re: Purists look away now

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 1:31 pm
by alexdenevers
Weird, it looks like the illegitimate son of a Montego and a Clubman.. I've seen worse cars.

Re: Purists look away now

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:36 am
by vegar
I sort of like this :)

Re: Purists look away now

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 4:57 pm
by Cables
look more like mk3/4 escort van rear lights

Re: Purists look away now

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2014 5:46 pm
by miniminor
That is spectacularly ugly! , where can I order one of those occasional coffee tables from? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Purists look away now

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2014 9:16 pm
by Gordon
Is there a prize for identifying rear lights? How about reliant Kitten prototype shown here: - http://www.scimitarweb.co.uk/sgwrs/view ... 23&t=18935 Lights from MK2 robin?

Gordon