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Top gear xmas special
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:05 pm
by 1ely
Looks like the top gear xmas special could be good, three british icons being abused over the Himalayas Jag XJS, Roller, and wait for it a min sports pack cooper not a MK1 but close enough.
Francis
Re: Top gear xmas special
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:36 pm
by mk1
Thats if Clarkson hasn't been sacked by then
What a load of hot air over nothing
Needless to say, my money is on the Mini.
Re: Top gear xmas special
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 6:34 pm
by mab01uk
Couple of videos below..........I don't hold out much hope of the Mini surviving the trip........
Richard Hammond shooting Top Gear Christmas Special 2011 in Mahim, Mumbai.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh7unDwp ... r_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCWyQehg ... r_embedded
Short preview clip of the 2011 Top Gear Christmas Special taken from The One Show with Jeremy Clarkson. The special is set in India where Clarkson is driving a Jaguar XJS, May a Rolls Royce and Hammond a Mini Cooper.
Re: Top gear xmas special
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:14 am
by mab01uk
BBC2 8pm tonight for those interested.
"In this year's Top Gear special. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May set out to boost the British economy by embarking on an adventurous trade mission to India. Jeremy drives an old Jaguar, James an old Rolls-Royce while Richard makes his way through mad Indian traffic in an old Mini Cooper. "
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBBKF2M7 ... ure=relmfu
I am told..........."nothing nasty happened to the Mini, in fact it was quite serviceable when the filming was completed.
This wasn't your usual £1500 challenge, each presenter was given £7k to buy a car - Richard bought a late W-Reg Cooper Sportspack.
It was modified during filming with steel wheels and chunkier tyres being fitted to cope with gravelly roads.
Rest assured though, it wasn't completely trashed."
A 'before' shot....
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Re: Top gear xmas special
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:44 pm
by pad4
monumental bell-end
i dont confess to knowing much about minis after 1975 but the so called BRITISH rover cooper was built whilst owned by the jerrys wasnt it ???
so its a BMW then, not very british if you ask me
( i have now gone into hiding fearing retaliation from the RSP brigade)
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Re: Top gear xmas special
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:51 pm
by ChrisB
pad4 wrote:monumental bell-end
i dont confess to knowing much about minis after 1975 but the so called BRITISH rover cooper was built whilst owned by the jerrys wasnt it ???
so its a BMW then, not very british if you ask me
Anything post '94 IIRC.
Always makes me laugh when I see 1998 and 1999 Mini's with "100% british, no german sh*t" stickers in the windows.
Re: Top gear xmas special
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:05 pm
by rolesyboy
I think I must be one of the few people who can't stand the pantomime set up they inisist on using in Top Gear. It is nauseating! It must work as they seem to be the biggest show in the world or something but it really is embarrassing to see them churn the same format out every week only to be repeated endlessly by Dave and Dave Ja Vu. Clarkson's shock and awe statements are so predictable and dull. (Didn't he pack in presenting Top Gear years ago as even he had had enouht of churning out hackneyed phrases??) Dull Dull Dull. Yours despairingly. Essex. Bring back 'Points of View'!
Re: Top gear xmas special
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:15 am
by georgek
That's so funny, Mini's with "100% british, no german sh*t" stickers in the windows. where do you get them from?
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Re: Top gear xmas special
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:45 am
by mab01uk
If you really want to upset some later Mini owners just point out that 'BMW' is printed on the back cover of their handbook!
© Rover Group Limited 1999
A BMW Company
The 'BMW' classic Mini used has been taxed for another year!
DVLA Vehicle enquiry
The enquiry is complete.
The vehicle details for W61 LJF are:
Date of Liability 01 12 2012
Date of First Registration 07 03 2000
Year of Manufacture 2000
Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1275cc
CO2 Emissions Not Available
Fuel Type PETROL
Export Marker N
Vehicle Status SORN Not Due
Vehicle Colour MULTI-COLOUR
Re: Top gear xmas special
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:33 am
by surfblue63
That was the most dullest Top Gear adventure ever.
Oh well, it looks like the Hamster might have brought the Mini home as he seemed to enjoy driving it.
Re: Top gear xmas special
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:43 am
by mk1
I thought the whole progam was very dissapointing. Poor on the cars, poor on the country & poor on the people they met.
I used to be a fan of this program, but have increasingly believed that it has run it's course some years ago.
Re: Top gear xmas special
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:32 am
by mab01uk
Agreed!
I also think the Mini should have been allowed to win the hill climb event without the 10 second penalty!
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Re: Top gear xmas special
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:48 am
by guru_1071
what utter shite that was - i think they have got to the point where they just dont have to bother as they know that people will watch it.
all the jokes had been done before and i just cringed at most of the stuff they did
the only bit i laughed at was david cameron!
i had to watch 'it will be all right on the night' to get some laughs.
i challange anyone to watch this without crying real tears!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctVGRgNt0e8
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Re: Top gear xmas special
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:25 pm
by AustinSuperSeven
Re: Top gear xmas special
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:18 pm
by RS6
guru_1071 wrote:...and i just cringed at most of the stuff they did.
Me too. It was bottom-clenchingly embarrassing.
Re: Top gear xmas special
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:01 pm
by COOPERCO
It is a load of crap now. As has been said, old jokes, one car at some point was going to get driven into...& as soon as the winch appeared on the front of the mini you just now the front was going to come off at some point. Best car.......have to say the Allegro, made it to the end with no sh*t mod's.
Re: Top gear xmas special
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:03 pm
by youngres
Well, that's it for me. I'm done with Top Gear - I've had an on going love/hate relationship with the show and although I like Clarkson's non PC view on life - I've now had enough.
What a terrible programme the Xmas Special was. For 90 minutes I waited for something entertaining and worthy of what must have been a big BBC budget show - all the way to India and for what?.
If it wasn't for the Mini, I'd have swapped channels well before the end.
Plus three very nice cars were abused and turned into scrap, what a shame for the Mini
It was utter rubbish!
Re: Top gear xmas special
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:42 pm
by coop12g295
I'm with you Mike the Allegro was the unsung star of the show,suppose there are too few Marinas now
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Re: Top gear xmas special
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:32 pm
by COOPERMAN
Have to agree with you guys, i can`t stand Clarkson and his pathetic rantings, the show has long passed its sell by date, i for one will not miss his constant BL Bashing antics, i have a soft spot for Marinas and most things BL, despite their faults there are now too few left to waste them on cheap laughs for chavs
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Re: Top gear xmas special
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:20 am
by mab01uk
Blog : Top Gear, thanks but no thanks:
What a shame. ‘What an absolute crying bloody shame, and a missed opportunity’. It’s all I could think after sitting through 90 minutes of prime-time car-based television adventuring thanks to the ‘boys’, and their increasingly immature, pointless old car antics. For those who didn’t watch (and I suggest you do while it’s still freely available on BBC’s excellent iPlayer service), the Top Gear trio ventured to India, for some old school car capers – just the sort of thing that we love to do here.
But whereas previous specials were inspired, brilliant edge of the seat entertainment combining humour and drama perfectly, this one seemed tired, uninspired and, well just plain, unoriginal. ‘Jezza’, ‘Captain Slow’ and ‘The Hamster’ (perfect nicknames for a trio tying to pass themselves off as superannuated public schoolboy mischiefs) know how to craft some of the best television known to mankind – but equally, when they get it wrong, it can be truly cringeworthy. And this year’s effort – in the main – was just that. As I said, a bloody shame.
More from AROnline:
http://www.aronline.co.uk/blogs/2011/12 ... no-thanks/