haynes wrote:Its probably a dodgy connection, but with the dynamo is it possible it needs to warm up abit or something before the lights come on?
Its just wierd how its not intermittant or that they cut out. Sometimes they come on straight away other times it can be a couple of minutes.
A Collection of Lucas Prince of Darkness jokes
The Lucas motto: “Get home before dark.”
Lucas denies having invented darkness. But they still claim "sudden, unexpected darkness”
Lucas—inventor of the first intermittent wiper.
Lucas—inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.
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The three-position Lucas switch—
1. DIM, FLICKER
2. SMOKE, SMOLDER and IGNITE
3. OFF
The original anti-theft devices—Lucas Electric products.
"I've had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never experienced
Any prob...”
If Lucas made guns, wars would not start either.
Did you hear about the Lucas powered torpedo? It sank.
It's not true that Lucas, in 1947, tried to get Parliament to repeal Ohm's Law. They withdrew their efforts when they met too much resistance.
Did you hear the one about the guy that peeked into a LandRover and asked the owner "How can you tell one switch from another at night, since they all look the same?" "He replied, it doesn't matter which one you use, nothing happens!"
Back in the '70s Lucas decided to diversify its product-line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which didn't suck.
Equality Assurance phoned and advised a guy that they had trouble with his design.
The electrical circuit kept shorting out. So he made the wires longer.
Why do the English drink warm beer? Lucas made the refrigerators too.
Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone.
Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb.
Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.
Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment:
Check the position of the stars and sun, kill a chicken and walk three times clockwise around your car chanting: "Oh mighty Prince of Darkness, protect your unworthy servant."
Lucas systems actually use AC current: it just has a random frequency"