Most Misused Advertisment Words

[tcave]

" I always wanted one of these, but I have realized that I have too many other projects to ever get to this one"

[WMU 211G]

''A weekend's work will soon see it back on the road''

Yeah, that, and about £50k!

[Exminiman]

Selected from a whole paragraph full of them, describing a traveller currently on Ebay

“You won't need to replace the floors because the steel is fairly sound.”

“ .It will need some work, however not a full restoration ”

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[111Robin]

"I have always wanted one of these and bought this a month ago but realised I don't have the time it deserves"
Ie. I bought a pile of sh** and need to offload it asap before the wife realises what a tit I am.

[Polarsilver]

with one Lady Owner from new .

[BigWig]

'Originally owned by a doctor'

[Old English White]

"I have always wanted one of these and bought this a month ago but realised I don't have the time it deserves"
Ie. I bought a pile of sh** and need to offload it asap before the wife realises what a tit I am.

[goff]

Best one so far is this- Allegro for sale , clean and tiday and never abused or used for DOGGIN

[111Robin]

"Museum quality"
Ie. Hasn't turned a wheel or been started in twenty years and everything is seized solid

[AndyB72]

Low mileage = the speedo cable broke in 1982

[ORB58]

''Worth 60k once done''
So why isn't it done if it's worth so much???

[Classic1]

All welding done ready for paint
Needs unpicking hours of grinding and putting on a jig

[tweedy998]

The one which really grates on me is:

"Wants for nothing"...

You just know a car accompanied by this statement is going to have list of things to fix as long as your arm.

[6604KF]

Good Condition for age! What a stupid comment!

What annoys me the most is people who don't know the difference between 'bought' and 'brought'

"I brought this last year with the intention of restoring it". Where did you bring it from?

[Exminiman]

POA = I am embarrassed by how much I am trying to sell this for!

[Jason]

“Sold as seen” - eases the sellers conscience.

[iMini]

Immaculate.

No one seems to know the actual definition of this, but plenty throw it around in their ads!

[111Robin]

Good Condition for age! What a stupid comment!

What annoys me the most is people who don't know the difference between 'bought' and 'brought'

"I brought this last year with the intention of restoring it". Where did you bring it from?

In a similar vein is "much sort after", meh....... sounds about right so close enough!!

[MiNiKiN]

Good Condition for age! What a stupid comment!

What annoys me the most is people who don't know the difference between 'bought' and 'brought'

"I brought this last year with the intention of restoring it". Where did you bring it from?

In a similar vein is "much sort after", meh....... sounds about right so close enough!!

"would of", "should of" [sic!] is a similar insult

"You should of brought this car, when it was less sort after!

[MiNiKiN]

"Genuine, all original Mini Cooper (S)"

Too often just a sequence of blatant lies