There were certainly a few 'flashers' along the route
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so there should be some snaps Steve and we did see some nice ones in the pub before we left (couple of good uns of the the Orange Box).
Well my first ever rally started quite well despite me and Dave's cars both being in dry dock we managed to borrow an early (and very quick) GT at the last minute from Jim Brindle at R.A.C.E who's an absolute diamond. We got up to the 'Twice Brewed' in good time on Saturday, checked in, off to scrutineering in Hexham where a loose brake wire connection was the only faff, signed on and then I made my first big mistake...a big greesy slap up late lunch in Tesco's caff (where we signed on). Oh dear.
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Yes, you know what's coming...
Spent some time plotting whilst Dave stuck the numbers on and bought a floor mat from the store to combat a slippy footwell and then off to the start at 7.14pm. Sorted my lighting out whilst we waited in line and off we whined (the gearbox not me) (well not yet anyway) into the darkness. By the way Steve your car looked great on the start line fully lit up, inside and out, reminded me of an old cover of Motor..
Anyway off we went picking up all the route check boards through the first few sections, observing the many quiet zones and clocking on a bit to make our times at the controls which we did by and large only dropping a few minutes by about a third distance. We then went through a very twisty section with some big drops toward a ford and that was it....my lunch suddenly decided it was time to park itself all over the byways of Northumberland.
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Don't really need to expand anymore but for the last half of the rally (well over an hour) and at regular intervals we screetched to a halt, the passenger door was flung open and ... sorry Dave !
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Needless to say I was feeling 'a little distracted' to the point that at one TC we passed the marshal twice cos I discovered I can't count and blow chunks at the same time !
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So we dropped a few more minutes, and then we stalled the car when slamming on the brakes at an RC cos the board was facing the hedge (naughty naughty Niall..), the car wouldn't restart off the key, starter was turning very slowly so out I jumped and push started...backward, facing a fast bend ..and oncoming cars !
Off we roared, met a roadworks on route on a red light dropping us another two minutes then another stall and push start, then we met a marshal who said he had a nice surprise for us at the end (
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), didn't know what that was all about (the strippers had arrived at the pub ?) then we met a car coming the opposite way on a narrow lane which meant another stop as we couldn't pass (and it was a bloody marshal's car !
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) we then stopped for Dave to pick up an RC board which had 'fallen over' and floored it through the last couple of sections to the end thinking we were probably not going to make the time limit but we did, by a bigger margin than we thought so all things considered for a pair of balloons it was an absolute triumph !
The only time we got lost was trying to find the pub at the end
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but eventually made it feeling asbsolutely bolloxed but interested to hear what surprise was in store for us. It turned out to be one of the big Cibbies off the front of the car which had jumped ship early in the rally and been picked up by a marshal, albeit a little worse for wear !
All in all a great event, well organised (thanks to Niall and his team, especially the marshals who all turned up and spent their Saturday night making this happen) and I'd recommend it to anyone who hasn't had a go before , perfectly do-able in a virtually standard road car and here's to the next time.