National PMT day!

[mk1]

What the hell is wrong with people today?

All I have seemed to do is get mired in one unseemly argument or another.

Can people PLEASE treat fellow members with respect & if they don't have anything useful to say about any given thread, please don't bother saying anything.

To take a leaf from Mr Huwminivan's (or as I am sure most of us still think of him, Bullonthebonnet's) book and say what I mean by the medium of Youtube;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPIsTKpAoE4

[mk1coopers]

People must be suffering from the winter blues, or is it called S A D these days, roll on the weekend

[Pete]

Wouldn't life be boring if we all agreed with each other though folks ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQqq3e03EBQ

[mk1coopers]

Stop posting YouTube links Peteonthebonnet

[almondgreen]

What happened yesterday ????
Can not remember

[1071 S]

So what is the difference between PMT and BSE???

[mk1]

BSE - The mad cow get's it once & then dies.

PMT - The cow goes mad every 30 days & it's you who wishes you were dead.

M

[Pete]

What happened yesterday ????
Can not remember

[1071 S]

Close... One's mad cow's disease ... and the other's some kind of agricultural problem ......

But don't let my Wife catch me typing this

[36inter]

That reminds me of the joke about how do you tell the difference between a walrus and an essex girl - one is hairy and smells of fish, the others a walrus.......

Only a joke guys

Pete

[JC T ONE]

That reminds me of the joke about how do you tell the difference between a walrus and an essex girl - one is hairy and smells of fish, the others a walrus.......

Only a joke guys

Pete

Ha ha good one.

Reminds me of the blind guy, walking past the fish store, kipped his hat, and said "hello ladies"


This is also just a joke.

[HuwGreenMiniVan]

Disgraceful jokes - I am shocked!

Anyway, I have one,

Why does it take two women with PMT to change a light bulb?
BECAUSE IT EFFING DOES!

[surfblue63]

As this seams to have turned into a joke thread, here's one

A husband and wife are shopping in their local ASDA
The husband picks up a case of Tennants and puts it in their trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only £10 for 24 cans' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on, the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Tennants and it's half the price.'

[Giff]

Two guys in a pub having a quiet pint.

One asks the other "Do you smoke after a shag?"

He answers "I've never looked"..

[bmcman.ie]

just after the second world war,winston churchill and mrs simpson were at a dinner party, and as the night went on winston got pissed and said to her,'god woman you are ugly' and she said 'and you sir are drunk' and winston replied 'yes, but ill be sober in the morning!'

[HuwGreenMiniVan]

A young woman soldier comes back from Afghanistan and thinks she is suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder. So she goes to speak to her father and says
"Dad, I think I am suffering from PTSD"
and her dad says to her
"Good god, I know nothing about that, rag week and woman's problems and all that - go and talk to your mother".

[66S]

And years ago, there were several sizes of cars available. There was the V8, an American car for large families and long interstate trips, the Morris 8 for small English families to go on Sunday picnics and the Urin 8, a wee wee car for pissing around town in.

Al

[HuwGreenMiniVan]

That reminds me of the joke about how do you tell the difference between a walrus and an essex girl - one is hairy and smells of fish, the others a walrus.......
Only a joke guys
Pete

What's the difference between an Essex girl and an Essex boy with having furry dice?
None, both seem to always have some dangling in front of their faces.

[HuwGreenMiniVan]

Cheers Mark, I thought I was flying close to the bone then, but I thought I would try it.

Everone else - wharrrtt? let them guess.

[georgek]

Guy at the job centre in Truro sees a card for a Gyneacological Assistant, goes to the counter and asks for some details.

The bored looking clerk tells him, 'You have to meet the ladies as they arrive at the clinic, make them feel comfortable and offer them tea/coffee etc.

Half an hour before their appointment you take them into the preparation room, ask them to strip off and show them where they can hang their clothes,

Then you ask them to lie on the bed and have to shave their pubic area so the Consultant can get a clear view of things.

Are you interested'? asked the clerk,

'I am' said the guy,

Ok, says the clerk, well you'll have to go to Plymouth,

Why, asked the guy, is that for training?

No said the clerk, it's where the end of queue is at the moment