Caption Competition

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surfblue63
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Caption Competition

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As the title says make up a witty caption.

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Has any body seen a dog dyed dark green?

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Will you stop making a mess, dropping bits of thread on the floor.

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I have done the vacuuming !!!! .....in 1934 and once again in 1976
"Ambition: the first step on the road to disappointment" Homer. J. Simpson
"Disappointment: the first step on the road to enlightenment" Buddha
"Enlightenment: the first step on the road to ambition" Dalai Lama

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"When you said you thought a 2 seater would fit nicely by the window, I thought you meant a setee!"

Al

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Pandora wrote:"When you said you thought a 2 seater would fit nicely by the window, I thought you meant a setee!"

Al
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Ambition: the first step on the road to disappointment" Homer. J. Simpson
"Disappointment: the first step on the road to enlightenment" Buddha
"Enlightenment: the first step on the road to ambition" Dalai Lama

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Can you not go and do that outside I can hardly hear myself think here........ bloody clickety click, knit one, pearl one....... doing my bleedin' head in !!

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Is that my Tank Top your knitting .. please make sure its ready for Goodwood .. you know i we need to dress in period!

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You know how you keep talking about 'choke' and 'throttle' dear........ that's just given me an idea......

Off at a tangent..... Went to see a bloke one evening, lovely house in Sutton Courtenay overlooking the countryside. In his lounge I could see a glass brick wall almost hidden behind some curtains and what looked to be a motor bike glittering in the semi darkness. Being a biker - and hoping to see a Norton - I asked him what it was I thought I could see. Without saying another word he turned the lights on, drew back the curtain and there, behind the glass brick wall, in his garage like it was in the lounge was a gleaming, like new, restored Triumph Bonneville. Absolutely made my day. I did mention this nice treat to wifey when I got home......

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" If you insist on knitting in MY workshop, can you knock up 4 tyre blankets??"

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Is that the big end or just the way you’re standing...?
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